because i have a bladder the size of a peanut.

you know the question, 'if you could choose one super power, what would it be?'

well, m'friends, i'm here to give you that answer.

if i could have any super power, i would never ever have to go to the bathroom ever, ever, ever again.

 

no bladder, no bowels, no toilets.

 

i know how strange and uncomfortable this may be for you to be reading this right now, but allow me to enlighten you...

 

tell me, how many times do you go to the bathroom everyday? and tell me, how much time would that add up in a week? a month? A YEAR? A LIFETIME?

 

so much wasted time, no? and yet, it's a sad and disgusting necessity of the weak human race. think of the time you could use instead of those daily, unavoidable visits with your dear little john. and think of how many trees one could save because there would be no need for toilet paper. and what about the water, oh holy mother of pearl, the water!

 

think of it, a world with absolutely no worry of it over-flowing, no diapers, no toilet cleaners, no "lighting matches", no waiting in long lines at restaurants and stores, no looking like an idiot doing the potty dance, no laughing so hard you almost pee your pants, no looking for the nearest gas station, no waking up in the middle of the night because nature calls, and most importantly, Mr. Rogers, (remember Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood?) would not have died of bladder cancer. what a nightmare.

 

so you see, i'm not that weird.

 

if i had a super power, i would just never ever go to the loo again...ever.

 

 

tell me, what super power would you choose?

 

(leave a comment, i'd love to know).

 

 

this post is dedicated to Caitlin.

 

Katy xxx