I know I started writing this post with a point in mind, but somewhere it escaped...

Good afternoon to you lovely, lovely readers. So an update on this Christmas sea- wait, hold the phone, who on Earth are you? And why are posting on this blog? Oh, it's okay, it's just me, Kathryn. {don't act surprised, I used to post all the time, once upon a time. and you knew I wouldn't leave you, so freak, tell me to cork it so I can get on with this post}. I'm like a stranger on this blog. It's been THAT long. And it is THAT rude.

Okay, enough of that.

5.

number of days till Christmas.

{everyone freak out!}

side note: does me using {} instead of () bother you?

Are you ready? 

Ready or not the Big, Jolly, Plump, highly frightening {truly, I was scared to death to see Santa,} Man is comin' to town in t-minus five days. {I don't know what t-minus actually means, it just sounds cool}. Would someone please tell me to stop the {} every other sentence? It's starting to get on my nerve.

I'm not getting anywhere with this post. I don't even remember my point. Whate'er. 

Here's a pinch of class for this very classless post. 

 image: unknown.

 

glamorous. strictly glamorous. would you say that's a 22-23 inch waist? absolutely exquisite.