my friends are sweet (literally).

i don't think your friends could be as cool as mine. nope, don't even try to convince me that they are, because they're not. period. want to know why?  two words: CAKE WARS. (kind of sounds like star wars, no?) 'what is that?' you cake war virgins might be thinking. just know, where i come from cake = ammo. enough said. so go on, bake a cake and have a party. i dare you. i've never smelt so sweet in my life. trust me i didn't smell as filthy as i looked. also, i realized i don't usually post pictures of myself. and for those who don't know me, what a sad picture to post. i really am quite attractive. lovely, in fact. for those who do know me, dude, the cake in my hair is dope. i think i looked even a little sexy. my sexy cake face. sexy enough to walk into arby's and then to wal*mart. the looks, priceless. 'twas a good night.

we're a bunch.