i'm weird and twitterpated. it's fine.

fact: i tanned in my unds today. i couldn't find my little bikini and i wasn't going to let my tummy go un-noticed by the sun. it's fine. yes, it's true i'm unbelievably weird in every sense. but my legs are lookin' sexy so does it really matter?  don't answer that.

so... my life is in a little bit of a twist right now. and it's fair to say that i am the biggest and most ignorant hypocrite alive. please disregard everything i have said about love and relationships. you know what it was - a broken heart that didn't want to be broken anymore and yet, was too afraid to let it heal again. so i kept it torn and didn't want to fix it, i wouldn't let anything fix it. and i feared if i ever did it would just break again.

and this was something i never would ever have expected. i didn't expect it. who does? and you think you're shocked? well, let me tell ya. it was such a shock that i couldn't sleep or eat. really, i didn't eat - i lost 10 pounds in one week. but i was too happy to notice. it's lovely and crazy and weird and awesome and new and i have butterflies all the time and happy and giddy and darling and lovely.

{and i love it}.

KATHRYN.

this blog is having a mid-life crisis...

please excuse the mess.

KATHRYN.

dang, it!

gonna miss you, Mr. Clark.

KATHRYN.

sometimes I drop birthday cakes and light kitchens on fire. it's fine.

pretty sure this is where I'm headed...

people are always like, 'hey, do you have boyfriend?? so are you dating?? are you excited for marriage??'

NO.

want to know why? because I choose not to. and it seems quite dull, but mostly I am a walking and talking disaster. truly, it is one thing after the other. never stopping. I scare all the men away.

this is just a short list of a fraction of the things I have successfully managed to destroy or terrorize during my teenage years. (just a fraction, mind you).

dropped two birthday cakes.

lit the kitchen on fire.

broke our very expensive camera.

fireworks in the microwave. yeah, baby. (indeed, I was stupid enough to out metal in there).

broke one washing machine.

rear-ended our car.

broke the special vase that was given to my family after my little brother died.

viruses on the computer? oh, of course, countless times.

broke my dad's headphones. (technically, I don't think this one's my fault. they were already weak, and because stuff like this always happens to me, they decided to break while I was using them. but I'm still blamed for this incident and have limited use to the headphones in the house now. it's fine).

broken dishes? dozens.

hit my friend while driving. (she's okay, though).

and the list continues...

indeed, I am on my way towards being an old maid. come to think of it, I probably already am. considering the rate my friends are going, I should at least be engaged. but that's saying the least.

and then there's the things that happen daily. burn food in the oven, run red lights unintentionally, knock stuff over, spilling water, juice, milk, etc...

so far today I've successively burned my lunch and accidentally flushed my ring down the toilet.

awesome.

KATHRYN.

happy wednesday.

I believe rest is the most natural and effective way to heal. and luckily I've had plenty of sleep for the past four days and I am feeling like I could fly. It's so strange, yesterday I felt like my days of sickness would last forever. and then I woke up this morning and was a completely new and fresh person. I'm still a little weak, but my fever is almost completely gone. cheers to sleep.

tips for a lovely wednesday:

first thing you wake up go outside and...breath.

earl gray. oh, my, it's my favorite.

dance and wiggle all around. (I got my wiggles out with cee-lo green).

play pretend. if you live with children this should come easy.

deep clean. (this might be something I just enjoy but whate'er).

listen to something classy. I love the voice of the darling Katherine Jenkins.

be cheerful and gracious.

go ahead...

have a happy wednesday.

KATHRYN.