panties, breakfast and perverts.

This was a most dramatic morning. I go running everyday, and sometimes I just get too excited and forget certain essential routines. The consequence of this action is not pleasant, (see below). This post is written in the same narrative as this post. Enjoy.

It's 8:00am. I'm pumped. The weather's perfect and I'm ready to push myself. And I am really sporting my running shorts. I sip my lemon water and then off I go. Up this road, down that one, up the "hill of insanity" and then jog back down again. I am feeling good. 

And then...

I feel it. I'm going to throw up! Ooh, my tummy hurts so bad. My home is near, I could skip the rest of my route? No, I can't stop, just keep going. It will go away. You can make it up this road, oh! No, hold on a sec! Pardon me, mister construction worker, sir, ah hem, my head is up here, not on my chest, thank you very much. Stop being nasty or don't look!  

Oh my gosh, I don't feel good at all. Why am I so sick? Oh...I didn't have breakfast. Hmm, running on an empty stomach? Smart? No. Well, I'm halfway through my route, I can't stop now... Ahh! Turn around! you're gonna puke. Holy, holy, I bet I'm a sight. Oh hey, there goes that one cute kid in my ward. Dang, he looks so attractive in that suit. Oh, almost home! I can see it. 

WHAT? Who's in the bathroom? I need the toilet... NOW! 

And the moral of the story...

When wearing tight running shorts, make sure to wear a thong. It's not very attractive when the whole world can see your pantie lining. (Oh, and eat a healthy breakfast before exercise).